Eric Paul Clements

I'm a human man.
I love playoff baseball, riding my bicycle, and every inch of American soil. I credit my mother for teaching me compassion and my father for introducing me to The Three Stooges. I believe jazz with vocals is not jazz. I support gay marriage, but strongly oppose any wedding reception with a cash-bar. I'm the only person I know to be kicked out of the Super Bowl. A while back, Kurt Vonnegut showed me great writing requires brutal honesty. Bob Dylan gave me a story to tell my grandkids by glancing at me in a hotel lobby. I like smelling good leather, parties where dancing occurs organically, all four seaons, and impressing children with my athleticism and overall knowledge of things. In college, I played baseball and still critique my swing in bathroom mirrors, probably will do so for the rest of my life. I think about my brother, sister, and other sister a lot, along with outdoor ice skating, backyard Wiffleball, having a beer with my grandfather, St. Louis, running, The Replacements, long-form improv, and writing, yes always writing.